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| A local franchisee hard at work. |
This notice is
hereby issued to inform the proprietor/s of the following garden,
orchard, or small suburban farm: FENCEBROKE PROMONTORY GARDENS that
this horticultural operation has been officially sanctioned by local
representatives of the National Bumble-Bee Pollination Guild.
Furthermore, for reasons necessarily secretive but assuredly
whimsical, the aforementioned Guild has seen fit to establish a new
franchise on the premises from which to base local bumblings
including, but not limited to: pollination, nest building, mating,
buzzing about in a lazy, cartoon-like fashion and encouraging local
toddlers to try out those funny “B” sounds.
Proprietor/s of
this garden should use their newly sanctioned status to immediately
plant way too many tomato plants and boast about their recognition by
the NBBPG to anyone who will listen. In the course of such boasting,
please avoid direct contact with your local franchisees, as they are
still bees and will defend themselves from undue harassment. Any such
provocation will be considered grounds for immediate and permanent
revocation of NBBPG “Sanctioned” status.
It has come to our
attention that a resident toddler has already attempted to “pet”
the local franchisees; please note any additional tactile apian
affection of this sort will result in probationary status for
FENCEBROKE PROMONTORY GARDENS.
ThankYou.
